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This blog is an on-going work in progress, just like its creator. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, and the not-so-innocent. The events portrayed are as true and accurate as my perspective and memory allows, and are subject to change without further notice in the future. You will not find any Pay Per Post on my blog... No advertising. No peddling of anything other than my personal thoughts, opinions, and experiences... If you are reading my words it is because you are choosing to share a birds-eye view into my playground, not because I am pounding down your door asking to come in out the elements uninvited. With all of that out of the way, I really am glad you are here…
Friday, March 16, 2007
… In Bed… Between the Sheets…
Dear Friends;
Last night I had Chinese take out. Happily, after the meal I opened the little cellophane wrapper that held my cookie and fortune. I love fortune cookies. More than horoscopes, I think.
I opened the wrapper, broke open the cookie, pulled out the fortune and crammed what I thought was the empty half of the cookie into my salivating mouth.
Pfffffttttt… Paper. I pushed out the tiny bit with my tongue and looked to see what was printed on it. “People”. Just that one word. “People”.
I looked at the rest of the fortune in my other hand as I consumed the rest of the cookie. “Enjoy your company”. Uh- huh. I am sure they do. Especially when I eat people with such relish and gleeful abandon.
And, if you add one of the wonderful phrases that we all know so well onto the end, it becomes even better.
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