Standard Form of Interest...

Dear Friends;

So for the past week or so I have been exploring the realm of the unknown. At least for me. Recall the last blog about “I never”? Well here is another example of how sheltered I have been…

I have never used the internet to… uh… Flirt… Really now, what did you think I was going to say? I joined MySpace to chat with my friends and have gotten several requests from unknown males interested in my “friendship”? They don’t know me. All they have to go on is my picture and a few words that I have written… (Even with that whole a picture is worth a thousand words... enough could not be said... After all this is me here)So what else could they be interested in… really? I have denied every invitation from the unknown masculine frontier with one exception thus far. (And really this guy was the exception. He had me laughing so very hard from the start. I fell off the chair reading his initial e-mail. Since then we have been carrying on quite the exchange… Turns out that he is smart, educated, cute, and most importantly perceptive. Let’s just end this with, he has my attention, we shall see if he can hold it, as all of you; my Dear Friends have.)

This exchange transpiring between the above mentioned gentleman and myself has left me with many questions regarding this uncharted territory that lays vast and inviting before me. I have the ability now to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before… (Hey this is my reality... I am sure others have gone before, so long as they kept their luggage with them I can stay as I am... for now...)

Being the Trekkie that I am, I will accept this ongoing mission. But first I have some questions that I feel should be answered to expedite the process and weed out the unwanted particles from my reactor coils… I have been exchanging questions back and forth with this new (interest) friend of mine and am beginning to realize that my method is a bit flawed, like a real fugazzi necklace imported from Italy just for you, special, $300.00, today only. I need a way to pre-screen…

Funny that whole ask and ye shall receive thing… And yes it really does work for me… I came across the form included below. So if you want to fill it out, just for fun, or are thinking of introducing someone to me, or know of someone that is interested… Please fill out the following and return post haste.

Just in case though, stand forewarned that my fazer has been set to stun and I am ready to use it…(Hey I love men… stun is all a girl really needs to get a man where she wants him…horizontal… right?)

Ciao for now, ME

STANDARD FORM OF INTEREST:
Friendly Applicants Only Need Apply:
Inquire Within:(Entertain me and a response will be returned as time allows.)

STANDARD INFORMATION:
Name:
Other names used:
Age/ Birthday:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a girl/guy?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. What would you say is the best thing about me?
17. Do you have any reps (i.e.: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 18. Would you give me kisses just because?
19. What are 3 words that best describe me?
20. What are 3 words that best describe you?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I wanted to have sex with you:
I touched your ass: I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
Smile:

WOULD YOU...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Make-out with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
Ask me out:
Date me:
Make-out with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:
Be adventurous:
Be playful and laugh with me:

W0ULD Y0U...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere
[] make love to me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] bring me a hot washcloth and a glass of water?
[] be my bf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] remember how I like my coffee/ tea and bring it to me in the mornings/ late at night?
[] take me home to meet your parents?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors’ office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[] swing on the swings and/or have sex on the slide?
[] cheat on me if we were together? D0 Y0U...
[] think I'm cute?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle with me?
[] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[] acquaintances?
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?
[] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] interesting to talk to?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[] thought about hookin' up with me?
[] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[] wished I were there?
[] found yourself in withdrawal over me?

ARE Y0U...
[] happy you know me?
[] mad at me?
[] thinkin' bout me?
[] going to break my heart?

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS:

The Wonders of Satin Sheets...

Dear Friends;

Okay so I admit it... I am a "MySpace" Junkie... But how can I resist posting when these things just keep happening to me? It is like living in some super- warped version of "I Love Lucy". Well Ricky... I'll 'splain...

So I was in Wal-Mart today after escaping from my Chocolate class, we were melting in there... Sorry... I had gone there to meet up with Christel Leake, who of course was binging in her usual way...fabric.... as she was toppling over due to the shear gravitational magnitudes of boltage she was having cut, I happily found none. So I wandered over into the bedding department located the next aisle over. Being that I to usually run into Wal-Mart for only fabric too, this was a new place for me.

Such wonders!!! Such glory!! Such was my surprise when my heart started pounding away due to the thrilling thoughts that luxurious bedding can inspire!

It started out with the instant zoning in on all things red… which led to the feeling the softness of the cotton of a set of sheets that looked familiar… and upon touch were instantly known. I had touched these sheets before….I liked touching these sheets. I would happily touch these sheets again. But sheets being what they are, especially when they are red, change their shade upon multiple washings…. So perhaps I should just get my own set of red sheets and then I can touch them as often as I like… but alas… none in my size… isn’t that too often the case? Anyway, I am falling down the wrong rabbit hole here and I am not even on a Harvey Hunt…

So I am wandering up and down the bedding aisle, passing time, and there it is… a beautiful quilt and sham set that looks like it was designed just for me… It is in my colors (reds and golds with pinks and purples thrown in for good variety) and textiles (high quality cottons and velvets with satins, silks and velveteens added to good measure) and everything… even the size is right… Cal King (Shhh… I can hear you laughing from here… and I have not even mentioned the thickness or weight.) So I drag the quilt out of the bag, because anyone who knows me that I do not buy sight unseen… it must be viewed first or I am wont to change my mind at the last second….

So there I was, standing in the bedding aisle with this huge quilt opened up before me, running my hands over the pieces of velvet and satin, when Christel Leake appears. And notices that I am flushed. And that I seem to be a little… agitated… shall we say? “You have to get it.” She says. “It’s perfect.” I say. So into the cart it went. Oh yeah, funny how there was a group of empty carts just sitting there in the aisle… waiting…

I can’t believe that I found the perfect quilt in Wal-Mart! Of all places… who knew? I guess it just goes to show that you can find incredible things no matter where you look… even when you are not looking…

So I decide that I must actually look now. There was this red and gold velvet and satin roll pillow that started the whole thing that got tossed into my cart…. (Shhh… no laughing about objects of that shape grabbing my attention please…Shhh…I’ll deny it… I am a good girl…) Then after the pillow I came across satin sheets…. Satin sheets… Red ones… a beautiful Bordeaux red. I usually prefer a strong claret red, but this was slightly deeper and shimmered…mmm… And they were in my size…. As were the Aubergine purple ones. So I got a set of each. I figured that I could mix and match and they both went with the quilt set and who needs to have everything kept in a set? As long as it all matches perfectly, and I do mean perfectly, I really prefer exploring all my possible options… and when you can have it all at once, even better. You know, it’s kina like ice cream that way… but don’t get me started….

Christel Leake is just shaking her head at this point because as she said: “Only you Pr-in-cess could find satin sheets at Wal-Mart.” True. Very true. But then I did not just find the satin sheets, I found an entire suite…. If you are going to do something, do it well… Practice perfect execution, right? “Ais?” Says Christel Leake, “Your cheeks are quite pink and you are breathing rather funny.” So I come clean to her, as I now am with you, my Dear Friends. You know that game I never? If I played, I would likely be the last sober person standing. Really, I would, I have led a sheltered life and am only now exposing myself to new things, people, thoughts and ideas. Change and growth being such good things, continual education being the best above all. So here it is… I’ve never slept on satin sheets. See everyone in the known world drinks but me. I’ve never even sat on satin sheets. Everyone takes another drink but me. I’ve never played on satin sheets… or run my hands across them as I was putting my coat and purse on someone else’s bed at a party…or had any physical contact of any kind with satin sheets, until just now. Everyone (but me) takes three long swigs and asks to have their glasses refilled. So that was why I was standing in the bedding aisle fondling the fabric with a dreamy far away look on my face. I was beginning to grasp the pleasure behind the sleekness of the cooling silky cloth. Add to this that I plan on putting this ensemble on my war bed…. Trouble abounds…

To put the cherry on the icing that is decorating this scrumptious devil’s-food cake… I found a deep, thick, fuzzy, red floor mat to place at the edge of my bed. The kind that you can run your feet over and feel happy because your toes have something to curl up in… and it has a rubber backing so that it won’t slide around…. And it’s huge… Apparently, when it comes to my bedding, I like things oversized…. But just my bedding… really…no really…

After that I had to go…I have been looking for the right bedding for years and made do with fluff and down and wool and 650 thread count sheets at war and then in minutes, miraculously, I am in ecstasy…It was so good for me…. Now all I have to do it wash it, because fun should always be clean, and try it out….but ohh the wait is going to kill me!!

Top 20 Reasons to be HAPPY...

Top 20 Reasons to be HAPPY in October


1. Red sheets
2. The feel of a bare rug under your feet
3. The position of your head as you bite into a taco
4. Latex glove "moose ears"
5. French playing cards
6. French toast with real butter and powdered sugar
7. French kissing
8. Cardboard pizza at chuck-e-cheese
9. Best friends who tare down and air out your tents so you can study for the midterm you choose to forget about
10. Getting a perfect score on said midterm
11. Making new friends
12. Eight hours of sleep
13. Forgoing sleep altogether
14. Freedom gained
15. Continuing the perfection of Ais's Laces
16. Daily deliveries of mochas to an unknown Atenveldt knight so that he can bring his new lady morning bliss
17. The "snuggle right in" feeling
18. Donning pumpkin pants and having the feeling of being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... or at least not getting yards of skirt caught in the fence as you climb over it
19. Being asked to join phi theta kappa
20. Hugs that lift you off the ground or spin you around and around