Standard Form of Interest...

Dear Friends;

So for the past week or so I have been exploring the realm of the unknown. At least for me. Recall the last blog about “I never”? Well here is another example of how sheltered I have been…

I have never used the internet to… uh… Flirt… Really now, what did you think I was going to say? I joined MySpace to chat with my friends and have gotten several requests from unknown males interested in my “friendship”? They don’t know me. All they have to go on is my picture and a few words that I have written… (Even with that whole a picture is worth a thousand words... enough could not be said... After all this is me here)So what else could they be interested in… really? I have denied every invitation from the unknown masculine frontier with one exception thus far. (And really this guy was the exception. He had me laughing so very hard from the start. I fell off the chair reading his initial e-mail. Since then we have been carrying on quite the exchange… Turns out that he is smart, educated, cute, and most importantly perceptive. Let’s just end this with, he has my attention, we shall see if he can hold it, as all of you; my Dear Friends have.)

This exchange transpiring between the above mentioned gentleman and myself has left me with many questions regarding this uncharted territory that lays vast and inviting before me. I have the ability now to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before… (Hey this is my reality... I am sure others have gone before, so long as they kept their luggage with them I can stay as I am... for now...)

Being the Trekkie that I am, I will accept this ongoing mission. But first I have some questions that I feel should be answered to expedite the process and weed out the unwanted particles from my reactor coils… I have been exchanging questions back and forth with this new (interest) friend of mine and am beginning to realize that my method is a bit flawed, like a real fugazzi necklace imported from Italy just for you, special, $300.00, today only. I need a way to pre-screen…

Funny that whole ask and ye shall receive thing… And yes it really does work for me… I came across the form included below. So if you want to fill it out, just for fun, or are thinking of introducing someone to me, or know of someone that is interested… Please fill out the following and return post haste.

Just in case though, stand forewarned that my fazer has been set to stun and I am ready to use it…(Hey I love men… stun is all a girl really needs to get a man where she wants him…horizontal… right?)

Ciao for now, ME

STANDARD FORM OF INTEREST:
Friendly Applicants Only Need Apply:
Inquire Within:(Entertain me and a response will be returned as time allows.)

STANDARD INFORMATION:
Name:
Other names used:
Age/ Birthday:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a girl/guy?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. What would you say is the best thing about me?
17. Do you have any reps (i.e.: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 18. Would you give me kisses just because?
19. What are 3 words that best describe me?
20. What are 3 words that best describe you?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I wanted to have sex with you:
I touched your ass: I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
Smile:

WOULD YOU...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Make-out with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
Ask me out:
Date me:
Make-out with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:
Be adventurous:
Be playful and laugh with me:

W0ULD Y0U...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere
[] make love to me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] bring me a hot washcloth and a glass of water?
[] be my bf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] remember how I like my coffee/ tea and bring it to me in the mornings/ late at night?
[] take me home to meet your parents?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors’ office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[] swing on the swings and/or have sex on the slide?
[] cheat on me if we were together? D0 Y0U...
[] think I'm cute?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle with me?
[] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[] acquaintances?
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?
[] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] interesting to talk to?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[] thought about hookin' up with me?
[] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[] wished I were there?
[] found yourself in withdrawal over me?

ARE Y0U...
[] happy you know me?
[] mad at me?
[] thinkin' bout me?
[] going to break my heart?

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: